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[duelo]

DEREK HALE
27, GAMMA BUILDING, FIRST FLOOR, WEST UNIT

I don't really know what to put here, so...I guess if you want to get to know me, talk to me. I'm better at that.

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[speedforcer]

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wait
is derek hale really your name??





are you sure it's not clark???

[duelo]

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Yes?

100% sure. [ that his mother didn't hate him that much. ] Why?

[speedforcer]

[doppelgangers? what doppelgangers?]

i like to guess people's names and you kind of looked like a clark?

[duelo]

[ Derek isn't actually sure whether that's a compliment or an insult, actually... ]

Okay... Well, I'm not as into guessing people's names so I'm no expert, but...wouldn't a medium where everyone's names are right there on their profile maybe not be the best place to play that particular guessing game?

[recoined]

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since you didn't exactly give me much to work with here...

you have to choose between three rooms
the first is full of blazing fire, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions who haven't eaten in three years

which do you choose?

[duelo]

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[ She's creative, he'll give her that. Basically, she's asking him to choose between two things he's actually faced and something totally random and out there. ]

Lions, without question. I don't like fire. Or guns.

And that's a hell of a conversation starter, I'll give you that one.

[recoined]

that's a good choice
to be fair it's kind of a trick question
the lions would probably be dead after three years without food

you'd be surprised how many guys try to sound tough and say they'd take on the assassins

[duelo]

Ahhh, I didn't even catch that. Trick question, indeed.

Well, come on...you can't blame stupid people for being stupid. It isn't their fault.

[recoined]

i can't take all the credit for it
but it does have its uses

what about you, what's your ice breaker of choice?

[duelo]

I can see how it would.

I don't typically do ice breakers if I can help it, but normally, I just go with hello.

What's your name?

[recoined]

oh, a classic!
a bit traditional but there's some charm to it

hello yourself
i'm kimberly
do you come here often?

[speedforcer]

but checking the name first would take all the fun out of it!!

[duelo]

I know, I'm just saying, seems like a poor choice of medium for this particular game and that's why. But again, I'm no expert.

[duelo]

I'm a traditional kind of guy, I guess.

Nice to meet you, Kimberly. No, I really, really do not hah. You?

[recoined]

no, a city run by cuddling and girl scout merit badges is definitely not my version of normal
i sort of feel like the person that wins an all-expenses-paid vacation on a game show,
actually

i'm not normally into traditional but i think i could make an exception in this case
let me guess
you're a dinner and a movie first date kind of guy?

[duelo]

Ha, yeah tell me about it. That's...actually a really accurate way to describe how I'm feeling.

Oh no. No. Why take a woman to the movies when you can just go on a nice long walk after dinner and actually be able to continue your conversation?

[recoined]

i don't know about you but i'm waiting for the weird twist
hopefully this reality show is more big brother and less survivor

wow
that sounds way better
plus movies are kind of a waste if you're already full from dinner
what good is a movie if you can't have buttered popcorn and a coke, right?

[duelo]

I wish I didn't know this, but the Big Brother motto is Expect the Unexpected,
so are you sure Big Brother is a good choice? Not that I can offer an alternative, because I have no idea, but...just throwing that out there.

Well that and the thing is people who do do dinner and a movie do it backward. Do the movie first so you have something to talk about over dinner and it isn't all awkward and quiet.

[recoined]

does this not count as the unexpected?
i mean, i'm pretty sure dorm rooms and snuggle money wasn't what i expected when i got yanked here by their magic rock thing

i like the way you think
what's the order if you include that walk? movie, dinner, and then make room for dessert?

[duelo]

Oh, my fault, see? This is what I get for not watching reality tv with the rest of the free world; I kind of assumed you just meant that Big Brother was the more relaxed of the two. Yeah I can't say I was expecting 'snuggle money' but I'll take it. As long as it keeps me fed and housed, I'm happy. I'm not picky. What were you expecting instead?

Eh, if you include the walk, skip the movie, because if you're choosing the walk, chances are, you want to talk to your date. Can't do that at the movies without being an inconsiderate asshole. But if you really wanted to do all three, yeah, that order sounds about right.

[recoined]

tbh living in a house with a bunch of crazy strangers sounds way less stressful than living in the wilderness and having to eat squirrel or something

i'd be open to doing all three
are you asking? :)

[creatio]

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fave 5 films, let's go.

[duelo]

Agreed wholeheartedly, actually. I'd choose the woods, any day.

I could be. If I was, when might be a good time?

[recoined]

( she's actually kind of surprised that worked. pleased, but surprised all the same. )

my schedule's pretty wide open at the moment, actually
if you were asking, i might be inclined to say yes.
that's assuming you were asking, though

[duelo]

Ouch, that's a tough one. In no particular order, because it changes too often:

1. Lord of the Rings (we'll stick the trilogy in a single list item.)
2. The Breakfast Club
3. Donnie Darko
4. Dead Poet's Society
5. Jurassic Park (literally any of them, but preferably the original)

What about you?