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[frigidaire]

my best class was french but at least in this place i can quit school and become a professional werewolf and it won't be weird or whatever

well it might be weird because idk what a professional werewolf does

[duelo]

I was born a werewolf and even I don't know what a professional werewolf does, Isaac, what does that even mean?

[frigidaire]

that's what one of the guys at school said
professional werewolf
i mean i thought waking up and just kind of being a werewolf was as professional as it got

[duelo]

That's not being a professional, Isaac. Would you have called yourself a professional human before? What the hell?

[frigidaire]

I was definitely just an amateur human. Not a professional.

[duelo]

Jesus... Okay man, well if you were an amateur human and you were literally born that way, what makes you think you've got the experience to be a professional werewolf? I don't even think I'M a professional werewolf and I've been this way for thirty years.

[frigidaire]

listen it sounded less lame when the other guy said it okay

[duelo]

Yeah okay. You wanna come by for dinner? Laura's cooking, so it's safe, I assure you.

[frigidaire]

yeah that'd be cool
i pretty much live on pizza and my roommates baking
change of plans would be nice

[duelo]

Cool, around 6 work for you?

[frigidaire]

yeah works for me
i can bring some dessert or something
my roommate bakes some pretty sweet cookies

[duelo]

Sounds like a plan, so long as your roommate doesn't mind. We'll see you then.