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[duelo]

DEREK HALE
27, GAMMA BUILDING, FIRST FLOOR, WEST UNIT

I don't really know what to put here, so...I guess if you want to get to know me, talk to me. I'm better at that.

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[duelo]

...OR...you could go adopt a dog from the shelter. I volunteer there for a couple of hours a week; I can make sure your application goes through.

You do realize that when I come back out of that form, I lose my clothes, right? You planning on replenishing my wardrobe to get girls? Is it really worth it?

[fadingspark]

I would pick you up at your place already shifted and return you before you shift back. Duh, I'm not an idiot.

[He doesn't need to see you naked anymore, Derek. Once was more than enough.]

[duelo]

It was my obnoxious way of saying no. No, I will not be your "wingmutt" especially when you call it a wingmutt. I could put in a good word with a few women I've met, but they're mostly older, so I don't know if you'd be interested or not.

[ Or if the women would be, for that matter, but he knows he's not going to pretend to be a canine companion so Stiles can get laid. ]

[fadingspark]

You need to work on your sarcasm skills, buddy. Good thing I'm an expert.

[duelo]

I do just fine in person. It's these stupid apps or whatever the hell that are the problem.

[fadingspark]

Have you tried learning the art of emoji speak? Then you don't need your words.

[duelo]

I'm good without the emojis, but thanks. I'll see you around, Stiles, I only have so much patience for these apps, you know. We'll hang out in person once you get settled in.

[fadingspark]

See you around.

[you will probably see him sooner rather than later, Derek. Be ready, your days of quiet, Stiles-free times are gone]