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they're making me go to school AND they want me to join the cross country team
back home doesn't count because werewolves were everywhere but isn't it like cheating here?

[ Look, Derek. He's actually trying. ]

You could test out of school, couldn't you? My sister said her roommate when we were still living in the government housing did that.

[ And while he's trying, too, this is Derek completely missing the point. ]

Here, I think they know about us so they're probably asking you because you're a werewolf.
Cheating, though? Probably. I just don't think they care that they'd be cheating.

[ ...he tried. ]

i guess i could try. not sure if i remember anything besides like weird creepy shit from the last year
if they ask me chemistry questions i'm dead tho

Well if you don't want to go, it's worth a shot, at least.

I'd offer to help you but science was never my subject, man, I'm useless.

my best class was french but at least in this place i can quit school and become a professional werewolf and it won't be weird or whatever

well it might be weird because idk what a professional werewolf does

I was born a werewolf and even I don't know what a professional werewolf does, Isaac, what does that even mean?

that's what one of the guys at school said
professional werewolf
i mean i thought waking up and just kind of being a werewolf was as professional as it got

That's not being a professional, Isaac. Would you have called yourself a professional human before? What the hell?

I was definitely just an amateur human. Not a professional.

Jesus... Okay man, well if you were an amateur human and you were literally born that way, what makes you think you've got the experience to be a professional werewolf? I don't even think I'M a professional werewolf and I've been this way for thirty years.